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It’s crazy how much the bottom half of someone’s face can change the way they look.

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The pandemic has made everything harder. Seeing friends, preserving your mental stability, watching the news. Hell, basic things like going to the bathroom have been altered. And dating is no stranger to the COVID curtain. In-person dates went virtual, dating apps became a safe haven, and dick pics were maybe, just for once, sort of appreciated.

And everyone is just really hot now.

Now that mask mandates have been in place for a while, I think we can finally talk about how wearing a mask makes strangers seem WAY hotter than they actually are. Ever meet up with someone only…


I’ve always been such a sucker for froggy style.

I’ve been needing to get this off my chest lately. All those long nights spent lying awake, staring up into the darkness while my guilt absolutely ate me alive. I knew I shouldn’t, but I couldn’t stop all those delicious thoughts from finding their way into my brain. God, I’m a woman addicted. And I’m finally ready to share my truth.

I’m sexually attracted to Kermit the Frog.

It started out slowly, men who could warble their voice in that tantalizing way, but it was only a placeholder. Nothing could ever get me going like the real thing. …


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This mask mandate needs to end.

And not because I’m a violent anti-vaxxer or because I think my rights are being encroached upon by the radical left. One look at me and you might even think I’m a part of the radical left. The real reason is actually pretty simple.

Nobody can see my septum ring.

How are people supposed to know that I’m cool? How are people supposed to know that I care about authority only to a certain amount? How are people supposed to know that my relationship with my dad is nonexistent and my relationship with my…


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This summer, kill two birds with one stone by trying out these sex positions derived from some of the most popular TikTok dances! Gone are the days of choosing between watching Renegade tutorials and reading up on Cosmopolitan’s latest tips. Spice up the bedroom AND gain that clout with these hot new moves!

1. The Twerk and Jerk It

This one requires a little bit of skill and should be reserved for those with a little more experience. TikTok dancers love throwing it back, so combine sex and TikTok fame by shaking a little ass during your next hand job! He’ll definitely be surprised.

2. Helicopter Hands

For some…


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Aw, shit. It happened again. Your sister left the room briefly and now you’re stuck with your five-year-old nephew. God, he’s staring at you with that beady-eyed look. He can smell your fear. He knows your weaknesses. He’s lying in wait for the perfect moment to attack your insecurities.

Worst of all, he’s gonna tell your sister all the many reasons why you’re a beta. Bad job, low prospects. A degree in English Literature. Fuck, time is slipping away. You’ve got to show him you aren’t afraid of his little stature.

But fear no more! No need to spend countless…


NEW YORK, NY — A new study done by researchers at Columbia University showed that listening to Fearless (Taylor’s Version) may actually be more effective at treating depression than regular talk therapy.

The study, conducted between a pool of fifteen women in their early to mid-twenties, displayed that traditional signs of depression — including longer hours of sleep and a loss of interest in day-to-day life — lessened after one listen through the entire album.

Kayla Spencer, 24, reported an increase in serotonin after the album was released in early April.

“It just makes me want to be a better…


Choosing a gala gown is one of the hardest decisions in a young celebrity’s life. This year, it doesn’t have to be! Be the absolute angel of the Academy Awards by wearing one of the fashion-forward options below.

1. BDSM Beauty

Nothing says “I’m a serious performer” like this leathery masterpiece. The sunglasses are just the cherry on top.

2. Scottish Sweetheart


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Since we’re hitting our one-year anniversary, I need to be honest with you.

I think we should see other people.

Well, to be a little more specific: I think YOU should see other people.

We’ve had a great run, babe. From spending twelve hours a day watching old episodes of Friends to dancing around the living room listening to Taylor, you truly have been my best friend.

But you deserve better. and I’m not saying that because I’m getting tired of watching you act out scenes from Ryan Reynolds movies. …


With 18 million users under the age of 14, age restrictions need to be raised immediately.

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By the end of 2021, TikTok expects to surpass 50 million users in the United States alone. While the popular platform reigns supreme among the American youth, nearly 30% of users are under the age of 18, despite TikTok’s meager attempts to set an age limit. Without any effort on the platform’s behalf to verify the ages of its creators, many young and impressionable children find themselves amongst an abundance of video content, most of which is geared towards an older audience.

Though TikTok’s Community Guidelines clearly state that no inappropriate material, such as sexual language or scenarios will be…

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